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7:53am September 19, 2014
10:36pm September 17, 2014

OMG THE LAST TWO

4:16pm September 17, 2014

frickyeah-attractivepeople:

i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

how awesome is that

7:55am September 17, 2014

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

7:52am September 17, 2014

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

7:48pm September 16, 2014

doggedlyjo reblogged your post and added:

i can answer this with a pretty easy “most of the…

THIS IS INSANE TO ME HOW CAN YOU SLEEP IT’S LIKE TRYING TO SLEEP IN A STRAIGHTJACKET

sometimes I fall asleep in my bra by mistakes and when I wake up the feeling is always “oh what fresh hell is this”

11:21am September 16, 2014
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10:35pm September 15, 2014
10:35pm September 15, 2014

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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10:28pm September 15, 2014

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

10:27pm September 15, 2014

j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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7:41pm September 15, 2014

teapotsahoy:

Do comics fanboys realize how ridiculous they are?  Like, do they get that other hobbies don’t do this?

Comics Fanboys: You’re not a comics fan unless you know the origin of Beppo the Super Monkey.  Also, name eighteen Green Lanterns, not counting Katma Tui.

Knitters: You’re not a knitter unless you have a pair of needles.  Do you have a pair of needles?  I can lend you a pair of needles.

This is great for two reasons:

1) It calls out comics fanboys
2) This is a totally accurate representation of the knitting community? “Oh, you knit? Let me tell you about every skein of yarn in my stash and then I’ll knit you a hat.”